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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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