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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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