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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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