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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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