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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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