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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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