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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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