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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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