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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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