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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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