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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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