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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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