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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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