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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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