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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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