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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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