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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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