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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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