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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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