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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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