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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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