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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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