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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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