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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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