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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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