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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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