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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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