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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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