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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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