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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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