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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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