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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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