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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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