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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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