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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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