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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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