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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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