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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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