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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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