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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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