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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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