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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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