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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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