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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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