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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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