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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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