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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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