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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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