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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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