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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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