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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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