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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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