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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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