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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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