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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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