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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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