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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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