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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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