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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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