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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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