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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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