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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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