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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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