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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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