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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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