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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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