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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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