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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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