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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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