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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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